Getting Inebriated On A Glass In The Dormitory
College is the best time to be intoxicated. Needless to say, it is the start of the lawful method of getting intoxicated and there’s no better way than to get intoxicated with that bottle of unbranded red wine stashed at the end of the bed in the dormitory poured in your unwashed mug. Those were the times when we have not heard of the best wine glasses.
Naturally there were also the red plastic cups at the keg party passed from one sorority sister to the next frat boy. Or who would forget getting the booze directly from the keg? With the draft dripping from your mouth all the way to your shirt and the bubbles decorating your mouth as if struggling with epilepsy. Those were the times when the best wine glasses were not those long stemmed clear glasses but those drinking containers that no restaurant would be caught dead serving Dom Perignon in.
Who cared about the best wine glasses in those days? No one would even worry about drinking the best beer. The most important thing is having alcohol in the system to get you bold enough to relax and play strip poker in the center of the party area.
Then there are those terrible times when the best wine glasses are directly from the bottle. An inexpensive rum bought at a 711, still covered with that brown bag, guzzled on a street corner three seconds from the convenience shop.
Not even the school room is exempt from students taking in their best wine glasses with the cheapest vodka from the fraternity party the other night. How would the professor notice when that vodka glass is in the form of a plastic bottle of water.
Who said group studies are a bore? Who gets bored when you’re passing around a bottle of gin to help keep you from sleeping through calculus books. The educational group exercise would soon turn into the greatest game show never shown on television-give me the right answer or give me a piece of clothing.
In memory, the best wine glasses are those that don’t look like a wine glass at all. It’s the only clean soup dish in the kitchen area that is deep enough to be filled with scotch. The best college wine glass is the pitcher where the cocktail was mixed but was passed around for the intoxication party because the allowance was not enough to purchase a pack of Springfield plastic cups. The best wine glasses are memories of College.
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